Holy shit. Sometimes, the harshest words of all aren’t so much words, but a single look. A look so eloquent, so filled with almost disguised horror, that it crushes every fiber of your being. Like, omgwtfpwned doesn’t even begin to describe it. I think perhaps I was almost shattered today. Perhaps I was. Only time will tell for sure.

I used to think I had a pretty good handle on being soul crushingly mean, but I think today I was schooled by a true master. I am but a grasshopper cowering from her awesome wrath.

And it has just occurred to me that I may have told her about this site recently. Well. Isn’t that precious?