I just had a random thought. Stop me if I’m way off base here, but I have to ask:

When one is drinking with friends and gets a bottle of beer from the fridge/bartender/whatever, does one ever actually pass it around?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. I take one down, fuck you if you think I’ll pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

Seriously folks, what’s up with that? If I get a bottle of beer, I’m drinking that shit myself. Unless its a Bud. Those taste like distilled horror. You can have those.

I must say, one is a giant girly man if one cannot finish an entire bottle of beer by themselves.

Who thinks this shit up?